What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.