What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

What did the noble gas sound like when he laughed?

He He He

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

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What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.