What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

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Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!