What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

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His balls. Two below.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?