What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew!

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!