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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

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How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut