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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

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Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

How do you say the word "peanuts" without the letter "t"?

Think about it.