Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

What were their names?

Hot and Cold.