Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".