Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread