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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.