What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50?

Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.