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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle