What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.