What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...