What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.