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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the perfect line of work for a lizard?

Re-tail.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...