How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

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What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

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What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.