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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish