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How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish