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How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."