How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!