How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy?

Not right meow, I have a headache.

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'