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How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!