How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!