How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What do you get when you multiply 1,654,835,583 to 5,687,423,908?

A headache.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients