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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.