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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'