What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.