What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

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What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.