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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!