What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.