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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.