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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.