What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!