What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

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Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!