What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

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What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....