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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune