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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!