What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead