What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.