How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.