How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)