How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What is the difference between pink and purple?

About forty years.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)