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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)