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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)