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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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Best before...

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.