What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...