What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.