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What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.