What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

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Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.