Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Bless Jokes More Bless Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.