Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

Bless you!

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.