Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How much wood......could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was Chuck Norris?

All of it.*

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.