Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why don't you want your nose to be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What console does god use?

Praystation

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

How does Chuck Norris go fishing?

You, you and you. Get out.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

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Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America