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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who?

Bless You!

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America