He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Look ma, no hands!
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They both applied to UT Austin
Nahweh.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
They bless the hell out of it.
Bless You!
