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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

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What do you call a C-average student from Texas?

Mr. President

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.