What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

Oh Jokes More Oh Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.