What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Forklift Jokes More Forklift Jokes

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS