I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
Because they get jalapeo business.
Oh, Plebes.
His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
Because windows 7 8 9.
They wished it was Anubis.
Know your roll!
Go bless yourself.
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
SINGLE
Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else
Profane tanks.
