I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
All that was left was de brie.
He got atomic ache.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
What branch of government actually listens to the people?
You planet
He threw out the W's
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Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
A panda bear rolling down a hill.
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
One if nobody is watching.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
I don't know, I've never tri
It was a bad habit.
Shout "Bingo!" before them
