I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
The police made him bring it back again.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
Homophonic I'm sorry...
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Dementia
Because 7 8 9
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Santa Clause rolling down a hill
Because to them it's boring.
So we don't poke our eyes out.
Not today.
Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
