What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.