Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.