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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb?

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.