Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color is the sun?

Ampnbsp Yellow.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.