Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

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How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.