Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.