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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.