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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.