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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?

Depreciation.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction