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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.