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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.