Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What color was George Washington's white horse?

Haha morons

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now