What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy