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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding