What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.