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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What kind of fruit is also a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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