What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

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What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims?

DYE, DYE, DYEEEEEEE!

Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

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What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.