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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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