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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Victim Jokes More Victim Jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.