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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.