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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.