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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What do you call 100 cows masterbating?

Beef Strokenoff

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.