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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

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What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.