How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

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What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.