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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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How does the balance sheet of a bank look like as of today?

On the left side there's nothing right and on the right side there's nothing left...

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.