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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.