How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!