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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.