Marry People Jokes

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Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

What do you call bread baked in the south?

Inbred

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!