Marry People Jokes

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How could you tell that the figure skater was a mathematician?

Because of the Fibonacci sequins.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.