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Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

Single Person Jokes More Single Person Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Social Medium Jokes More Social Medium Jokes

What is reddit?

A-social media

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.