Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix