Marry People Jokes

What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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South Jokes More South Jokes

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What do you call an Asian Terrorist group?

Rice-is

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Tiny House Jokes More Tiny House Jokes

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!