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Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"