Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.