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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."