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Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.