What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

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Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!