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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water?

They were part of a stewicide pact.

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.