Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?

From a well, actually.

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Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.