Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

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Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.