Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.