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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities