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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

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B's

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Oh no, my ice cracked!

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He goes to the Evans

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.