What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

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What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.