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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

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He was following the Tsar.

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What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music?

Trap

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He was trapped under da-Brie!

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.