What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

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What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common?

No solo.