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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

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Hulk ash!

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Natasha Ramenoff

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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You weren't there man

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What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.