Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

Racket Jokes More Racket Jokes

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Tennis Court Jokes More Tennis Court Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.