Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

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Why are tennis equipment factories so loud?

Because everyone's making a racket.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!