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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why does everyone hate Harkonnen web-devs?

Divs within Divs within Divs...

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!