Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.