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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?

Because he was often scratched!

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.