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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.