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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.