How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.