How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

How do you catch a Terminator?

With a skynet

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.