How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.