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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a giant squid who runs a tow service in Indonesia?

A Kraken-towa!

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.