How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What did the snot say to the nose?

I gotta run.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.