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How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"