Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

Okay, you start.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!