Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!