Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!