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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!