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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

How often do you exercise?

About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!