Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Ha Jokes More Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Sailboat Jokes More Sailboat Jokes

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!