Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!