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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!