How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

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How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card