How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what