How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.