What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.