What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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Why isn't there a neutron mod in the Skyrim Steam Workshop?

Because there'd be no charge.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

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What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.