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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.