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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What's with these people who take a sip of their coffee as soon as they get it?

Who are these iron-mouthed warriors

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.