What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.