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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

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What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why are all ants British?

Because they colonize.