What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.