What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Who makes coffee for the U.N.?

The French Press Secretary!

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.