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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Why do software developers make the best relationship partners?

Because they're not afraid of committing.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Mug Jokes More Mug Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.