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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.