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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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File Jokes More File Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Police Report Jokes More Police Report Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder