Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.