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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.