Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder