Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.