Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Thunder Jokes More Thunder Jokes

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Police Report Jokes More Police Report Jokes

Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder