Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Why did the auditor cross the road?

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I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder