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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it was mugged.