Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!