Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.