Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.