Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom