Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What sound does a space turkey make?

Hubble, hubble, hubble shamelessly stolen joke from the Facebook page of "Grammarly"

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Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.