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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!