Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!