Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!