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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!