Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!