Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!