Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!