What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

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What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

Who's there! Caterpillar! Caterpillar who?

Caterpillar a few mice for you!