What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

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What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple