Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Purrgutory.

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What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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Caterpillar a few mice for you!

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

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