Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers?

Smolger's. &lt.&lt

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

Winter Coat Jokes More Winter Coat Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.