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Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

Caterpillar Jokes More Caterpillar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What do you call someone who sews extremely fast?

Taylor Swift...

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.