Fur Coat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

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What is the definition of a caterpillar?

A worm in a fur coat!

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Small Hand Jokes More Small Hand Jokes

Why did the DJ have such small hands?

Wee paws for station identification.

Sew Jokes More Sew Jokes

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog?

A golden receiver!

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.