None! Cats can't sew!
A worm in a fur coat!
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
A dogerpillar.
Doggerpillars.
Because it was being driven by a woman
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Lindt chocolate.
He lost interest
Wee paws for station identification.
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
Sleep late.
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
Collie-wood!
The Auntie Christ.
When you pull the ring off, your house goes away
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.