Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Klondike Bar Jokes More Klondike Bar Jokes

What would you doooooooo?

For a klondike bar

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus