Tommy Tookalook
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Tukaluk
Two. Obviously.
They got new fur coats.
Itookalook
It was counter-inuitive.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Because he was cold and calculating.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
The Igloominati.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Igloos it together.
Igloos it back together.
Whodinuit
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They both like a tight seal.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
You can run but you can't tide.
Because it's too cold outtide
A Klondike Bar
Klondike Bars
Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?
Because he's a cross product.
Because he was Aminor
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
Cealls
Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.
It lives on ice!
Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about
