Tommy Tookalook
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Tukaluk
Two. Obviously.
They got new fur coats.
Itookalook
It was counter-inuitive.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Because he was cold and calculating.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
The Igloominati.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Igloos it together.
Igloos it back together.
Whodinuit
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They both like a tight seal.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
Just ice.
Just Ice
A homeboyeur.
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
I'm sorry, we don't serve food here
A lawyer
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.
Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
Lawsuits.
An illumi-hotty!
What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.
For a klondike bar
Nice watch
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