Tommy Tookalook
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Tukaluk
Two. Obviously.
They got new fur coats.
Itookalook
It was counter-inuitive.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Because he was cold and calculating.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
The Igloominati.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Igloos it together.
Igloos it back together.
Whodinuit
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They both like a tight seal.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
Join the club.
DATA EXPUNGED
Because he had a dying light
IC (icy).
Icy dead people.
She keeps her feet.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
Icy Dead People
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.
Because it's too cold out tide.
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
So he could save his stool.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
