Eskimo Jokes

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom?

Itookalook

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Icy Dead People Jokes More Icy Dead People Jokes

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

Lesbian Eskimos Jokes More Lesbian Eskimos Jokes

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.