Tommy Tookalook
Polaroids! I'm so bored...
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Tukaluk
Two. Obviously.
They got new fur coats.
Itookalook
It was counter-inuitive.
Because it was too cold out tide.
Because he was cold and calculating.
Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.
The Igloominati.
He just wasn't really Inuit...
Igloos it together.
Igloos it back together.
Whodinuit
What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
They both like a tight seal.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.
Icy Dead People
Icy dead people!
The Chosen Juan.
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Insolvent
A phoney friend!
It gets a lil' kick.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
Klondike Bars
Klondike Bar
It's always right.
Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
Putting them back in the wheelchair
Iced lolly.
Polaroids
