Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

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What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95?

Natural Light.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light