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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!