Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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A. Polaroids.

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

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How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light