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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

How do you stop a hippie from drowning?

Take your combat boot off his head.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light