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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!