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Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light