Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

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What insect runs away from everything?

A flee!

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks