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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.