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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things