Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.