Because by the time women found a condom in their purses, kid would be 3 years old
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Hold my purse.
Ma
Disburse!
My mugger, giving my purse back
You know you need a psychiatrist!
To get to the other side of the story.
Give him a white man's wallet.
Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed
These are nacho-nachos.
She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.
Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.
A well educated Barista
Ma a
Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.
A condescending con descending.
So he could save his stool.
This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands
