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Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Mugger Jokes More Mugger Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the law?

A small medium at large.

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."