Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What did the empty beer bottle say to the other beer bottle?

I'm just not hoppy anymore man

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.