Purse Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

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Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

What do you say to a Jedi who stole your sicilian dessert?

You owe me one cannoli.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Mugger Jokes More Mugger Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back