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Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

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To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Mugger Jokes More Mugger Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

What word is always spelled wrong?

Wrong

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'