Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

Mugger Jokes More Mugger Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is another word for Pokmon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.