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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"