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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!