What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?

Pupil: It's stolen!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

What's your street name?

Me: FUNK MASTER FERG bia bia! Best Buy: No, the name of your street.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma