What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma