What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!