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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

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Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

Purse Jokes More Purse Jokes

How do you find anything in here?

My mugger, giving my purse back

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What color is the most metal?

Ma a

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"