What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the street?

Because he didn't have the guts!

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...