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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.