Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because the didn't have the guts to do it.

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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He was dead.