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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?

The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.