Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment