Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment