Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

How do you get to the front page of reddit?

Lack of originality

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.