Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why is the moon so grumpy?

It's just going through one of its phases.

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.