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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a pest from the moon?

A luna-tick.

Who's there! Brighton! Brighton who?

Brighton-der the light of the moon!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why is Man Utd's chemistry lacking?

Because they are held together by weak van den Gaal's forces.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.