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Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

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Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.