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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

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Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.