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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What do you call Mexican potato chips?

Oles Potato Chips!

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.