Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico?

So he can be juan with everything.

What is a Juanito?

A little Juan