Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What do you call a Mexican Aunt?

A tor-tia.

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How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan