Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

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What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What is a Juanito?

A little Juan

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan