What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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A cheese grater

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.