What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver?

She's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.